Here son, take these for you. These are grand couches, and they will mightfully comfort you.
Just a little wash, or maybe new seat covers, show it a little love, and watch who falls in love with who.
I do not want this couch, beautiful it is though.
My home is perfect, I ask for no more.
You should though, leave it by the trash for every one to see,
A passerby will then love this couch as much as you and me.